hI WORLD,

elrebullde:

pupapanfan:

Well, that’s a rather vague request. 

==> Have your wriggling day!

Oh! That!

You almost forgot that today is your wriggling day. You were so busy having adventures with Aradia and Vriska and Gamzee that it nearly passed you by without you noticing.

==> Have a party!

Well, that would be really fun, arrow, but it’s so late that no one will be able to make it. Oh well.

It shouldn’t matter that no one’s there to celebrate your wriggling day with you, right?

Right?

==> Pester cutest hijo.

It has been a while since you have spoken with your little alternate-son, and as nice as spending time with your adult son is, your adult son is an adult. He has things to do and those things do not include his in-and-out part-time papa dancing about him and latching onto him like a fretful wriggler to their lusus.

Besides, little Tavros always made you feel better about not being there for your son when he was a kid. It sort of made you feel like the past 15 years were some kind of wacky dream adventure you botched completely, but that was okay because your hijo was still tiny and you were his papa and he still loved deeply cared about you in a way you felt you deserved.

==> Screw the rules, you have powers.

You can do better than just pester him. You are the Summoner, after all - like you’re going to let a little universal barricade stop you from properly interacting with your son!

==> Elsewhere, in little Tavros’ timeline.

Knock. Knock. Scraaape.

==> Hear worrying scraping noises.

You weren’t quite sure what that was, and even though you were busy getting your Fiduspawn cards in order, it would probably be prudent to investigate the sound. You would never get any sleep if it continued, and a tired and cranky Tavros was one who didn’t get fruit slices after dinner for a treat. 

==> Investigate worrying scraping noises.

A lot of peering out of your windows and trying to see through the peephole (you’re not tall enough to reach it yet, and had to get a chair to peer through it) and you finally lay eyes on the cause of the sound- a great beast, come to eat you! 

….Well, maybe not eat you. It was just standing there, looking expectantly at you whenever you poked your head up through the window, and it seemed a little too aware of you banging your leg on the way down off the chair. It was a little unnerving.

==> Quit being a wimp and answer the door already!

Well, there’s no need to be rude. That is simply uncalled for, especially on your wriggling day.

You push the chair away from the door and manage to open up the door a crack, peeking around at the antlered animal in front of it. To your surprise, it didn’t charge at you, and instead just regarded you with a stare. Huh.

hELLO„,

It’s a pitiful attempt at speech, but this thing could probably trample you and not even notice. It’s better to be cautious than dead.

asklilvriska-deactivated2012031 asked: Hey Taaaaaaaavros! ::::)

oH,

hI, vRISKA,

aRE YOU GOING TO COVER ME IN SAND AGAIN, bECAUSE, i’D RATHER THAT YOU DIDN’T DO THAT, }:(

pLEASE DON’T, tHANKS,

theyoungwhosuffer asked: //gives a friendly hug// hi! c:B

==> Hug back.

hELLO, hOW ARE YOU, }:)

Well, that’s a rather vague request. 

==> Have your wriggling day!

Oh! That!

You almost forgot that today is your wriggling day. You were so busy having adventures with Aradia and Vriska and Gamzee that it nearly passed you by without you noticing.

==> Have a party!

Well, that would be really fun, arrow, but it’s so late that no one will be able to make it. Oh well.

It shouldn’t matter that no one’s there to celebrate your wriggling day with you, right?

Right?

((ooc: sorry for all the absence! it’s been very difficult to get online lately :c i’m certain i’ll be on again soon though!))

==> Present get-well card to your ancestor.

For some reason, you’re feeling a great bout of shyness as you approach him, card tucked behind your back. You know it can’t really do anything for him physically, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

==> You’re a big troll now, just hand it over already.

uM, hERE, i MADE THIS FOR YOU, i HOPE YOU LIKE IT,

oN THE FRONT, i DREW A PICTURE OF YOU, aND ME, aND, sOME FAIRIES FROM lEGEND OF aDLEZ, bECAUSE, tHEY HEAL YOU BACK TO FULL HEALTH, wHICH IS GOOD,

hERE’S THE INSIDE,

yOU CAN READ IT, oN YOUR OWN, uNLESS, yOU WANT ME TO READ IT, iN WHICH CASE, i CAN DO THAT,

==> Stare at your feet instead of at the card.

tHERE’S SOMETHING ON THE BACK, tOO,

tHAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT, i HOPE YOU LIKED IT, aND, tHAT YOU FEEL BETTER, bECAUSE, tHAT WAS THE POINT OF IT, sO, uM,

yEAH,

}:)

elrebullde:

pupapanfan:

elrebullde:

hELLO, uM, i WAS WONDERING, iF YOU MAYBE, uHH, hOW DO i PUT THIS„, i WAS DOING RESEARCH, aND, bASICALLY, i WAS WONDERING, iF YOU WANTED ME TO CALL YOU SOMETHING OTHER THAN ‘tHE sUMMONER,’ bUT, i DON’T KNOW IF i’M BEING PRESUMPTUOUS, sO, yOU CAN IGNORE THIS, iF YOU WANT,

i WOULD PREFER IT, }:D

yOU MAY CALL ME ANYTHING THAT YOU, bELIEVE TO SUIT ME BEST,

wHAT, dID YOU HAVE IN MIND,

wELL, i MEAN, i GUESS THAT YOUR TITLE IS A GOOD NAME, bUT, cALLING YOU “mISTER sUMMONER,” iS NOT EXACTLY WHAT i WAS THINKING OF,

yOU SEE, i DID SOME RESEARCH, bECAUSE, i’M A BIG TROLL NOW, aND, tINKERBULL SAYS THAT i’M BIG TOO, aND, lETS ME STAY UP A WHOLE HALF HOUR LONGER, nOW THAT i’M BIGGER, }:)

aNYWAY,

tHE RESEARCH WAS ON WHAT YOU CALLED ME, oN ACCIDENT FIRST, AND THEN KEPT CALLING ME, aND, uHH, tHERE WERE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS, tHAT SOMEONE COULD SAY IN RESPONSE, eXCEPT, i DON’T REALLY KNOW IF THEY’RE APPROPRIATE, sO, uM,

i HAVE A LIST, iF YOU WANT TO SEE IT,

==> Hand over list.

i ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED IT, aND, sPILLED SOME JUICE, aND, mESSED UP IN SOME PLACES, bUT, tHAT’S MY LIST, tHAT i THOUGHT OF, aLL ON MY OWN,

==> Strong Summoner. Strong Summoner.

oH, mI HIJO,

==> Hug the list, then scoop him up and hug him. You wish you could fly right now, you would whisk him up and show him the entire world for this.

cALL ME ANY OF THESE, tHAT YOU LIKE BEST, aLL OF THEM IF YOU WANT,

mY SON, cALLS ME PAPA, bUT YOU MAY CALL ME, aNYTHING, aNYTHING AT ALL, mAMA FOR ALL i CARE,

yOU ARE ABSOLUTELY, aDORABLE,

==> Do your best not to yelp in surprise when he picks you up.

Mission failed! You were not expecting it in the least, and while you let out a squeak, you at least manage not to flail. Instead, you curl your fingers into his shirt and cling, feeling your vascular pump start to work overtime. This is so exciting you can hardly stand it!

This would be even better if he wasn’t injured.

==> Smile because it always makes you feel better, and because he’s being so nice.

sO THEN, i COULD CALL YOU dADDY, oR, uM, pAPA, 

mAYBE, dADDY, bECAUSE, yOU MIGHT GET CONFUSED, oR, i MIGHT, oN ACCIDENT, i DON’T KNOW, i DON’T WANT TO BE A COPY-CAT, bECAUSE, vRISKA SAYS THOSE ARE BAD, aND DUMB,

eVEN IF i LIKE SAYING, uHH, pAPA,

==> Worry over his current state of health.

yOU KNOW, iF i’M TOO HEAVY, i CAN GET DOWN, 

i KNOW THAT i’M GETTING BIGGER, aND, i DON’T WANT TO BE PUTTING STRAIN ON YOU, aT ALL, sINCE, wELL„,

aCTUALLY, cAN i GET DOWN, fOR A LITTLE BIT, i REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING,

bUT, dON’T GET ME WRONG, i REALLY LIKE THIS, iT’S FUN, aND NICE, aND, kIND OF EVERYTHING i EVER DREAMED OF,

==> Stop talking and go make a “get well” card already!

elrebullde:

hELLO, uM, i WAS WONDERING, iF YOU MAYBE, uHH, hOW DO i PUT THIS„, i WAS DOING RESEARCH, aND, bASICALLY, i WAS WONDERING, iF YOU WANTED ME TO CALL YOU SOMETHING OTHER THAN ‘tHE sUMMONER,’ bUT, i DON’T KNOW IF i’M BEING PRESUMPTUOUS, sO, yOU CAN IGNORE THIS, iF YOU WANT,

i WOULD PREFER IT, }:D

yOU MAY CALL ME ANYTHING THAT YOU, bELIEVE TO SUIT ME BEST,

wHAT, dID YOU HAVE IN MIND,

wELL, i MEAN, i GUESS THAT YOUR TITLE IS A GOOD NAME, bUT, cALLING YOU “mISTER sUMMONER,” iS NOT EXACTLY WHAT i WAS THINKING OF,

yOU SEE, i DID SOME RESEARCH, bECAUSE, i’M A BIG TROLL NOW, aND, tINKERBULL SAYS THAT i’M BIG TOO, aND, lETS ME STAY UP A WHOLE HALF HOUR LONGER, nOW THAT i’M BIGGER, }:)

aNYWAY,

tHE RESEARCH WAS ON WHAT YOU CALLED ME, oN ACCIDENT FIRST, AND THEN KEPT CALLING ME, aND, uHH, tHERE WERE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS, tHAT SOMEONE COULD SAY IN RESPONSE, eXCEPT, i DON’T REALLY KNOW IF THEY’RE APPROPRIATE, sO, uM,

i HAVE A LIST, iF YOU WANT TO SEE IT,

==> Hand over list.

i ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED IT, aND, sPILLED SOME JUICE, aND, mESSED UP IN SOME PLACES, bUT, tHAT’S MY LIST, tHAT i THOUGHT OF, aLL ON MY OWN,

virgomater-dolorosa:

pupapanfan:

virgomater-dolorosa:

pupapanfan:

((==> Make derpy text post 

==> Get it reblogged by one of your favorite roleplayers who then COMPLIMENTS YOU

==> Scream and roll around in unbearable joy

today is a good day))

(( ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME BABY? ))

((you and now SUMMONER TOO WHAT EVEN

you guys stop you are flattering me))

(( oh my no you shoooshhh

 you are one of my favorite rp blogs already

JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ))

((i just

omfg i’m going to die right now i mean it riGHT NOW

aaaaAAAAHHHH thank you ;-; you are one of my favorites too))

virgomater-dolorosa:

pupapanfan:

((==> Make derpy text post 

==> Get it reblogged by one of your favorite roleplayers who then COMPLIMENTS YOU

==> Scream and roll around in unbearable joy

today is a good day))

(( ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME BABY? ))

((you and now SUMMONER TOO WHAT EVEN

you guys stop you are flattering me))